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TROLLERS AND SPAM POSTERS ARE CRIMINALS!!!

People who troll on the internet should be SENT TO PRISON or EXECUTED!!
  They shouldn’t be coddled!!  People who let other people get away with
TROLLING are just CRIMINAL CODDLERS who should go to prison themselves!!
  Such people are as bad as CHILD MOLESTERS!!  Worse than TED KENNEDY!!

Okay, I have to go lie down now…


Von Herzen, moge es wieder zu Herzen gehen.  –Beethoven

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9 Responses to “TROLLERS AND SPAM POSTERS ARE CRIMINALS!!!”

  1. admin says:

    The Man Behind The Curtain wrote:

    > People who troll on the internet should be SENT TO PRISON or EXECUTED!!
    >  They shouldn’t be coddled!!  People who let other people get away with
    > TROLLING are just CRIMINAL CODDLERS who should go to prison themselves!!
    >  Such people are as bad as CHILD MOLESTERS!!  Worse than TED KENNEDY!!

    Brilliant.  Absolutely brilliant.  I agree with it all except that you
    should have said they are worse than boy-friend murderer laura bush.

  2. admin says:

    In article <X7Kqi.12776$Od7.2…@newsread1.news.pas.earthlink.net>,
     The Man Behind The Curtain <no…@earthlink.net> wrote:

    > People who troll on the internet should be SENT TO PRISON or EXECUTED!!
    >   They shouldn’t be coddled!!  People who let other people get away with
    > TROLLING are just CRIMINAL CODDLERS who should go to prison themselves!!
    >   Such people are as bad as CHILD MOLESTERS!!  Worse than TED KENNEDY!!

    People who troll on the internet are providing a valuable service and
    should be REWARDED.  They keep the feeble minded occupied, off the
    streets, and out of normal peoples’ hair.  Imagine how much more
    unpleasant public places would be if the likes of robw, speeders and
    drunk drivers, peter principle, chimpzilla, etc. weren’t busy whining
    and ranting on usenet and were free to inflict their idiocy the rest of
    us.

    > Okay, I have to go lie down now…

    That’s OK, you’ll probably feel better now that’s been explained to you.

  3. admin says:

    Hmmmm. The other day we protested your prez here in Philly. Spent all day
    Saturday out. (the cats weren’t pleased)
    Went out late last night, ended up at an after hours club and got in at five
    a.m.

    We get out quite a bit.

    You?

    "Harold Burton" <hal.i.bur…@hotmail.com> wrote in message

    news:hal.i.burton-C87E0B.13134329072007@comcast.dca.giganews.com…

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    > In article <X7Kqi.12776$Od7.2…@newsread1.news.pas.earthlink.net>,
    >  The Man Behind The Curtain <no…@earthlink.net> wrote:

    > > People who troll on the internet should be SENT TO PRISON or EXECUTED!!
    > >   They shouldn’t be coddled!!  People who let other people get away with
    > > TROLLING are just CRIMINAL CODDLERS who should go to prison themselves!!
    > >   Such people are as bad as CHILD MOLESTERS!!  Worse than TED KENNEDY!!

    > People who troll on the internet are providing a valuable service and
    > should be REWARDED.  They keep the feeble minded occupied, off the
    > streets, and out of normal peoples’ hair.  Imagine how much more
    > unpleasant public places would be if the likes of robw, speeders and
    > drunk drivers, peter principle, chimpzilla, etc. weren’t busy whining
    > and ranting on usenet and were free to inflict their idiocy the rest of
    > us.

    > > Okay, I have to go lie down now…

    > That’s OK, you’ll probably feel better now that’s been explained to you.

  4. admin says:

    On Jul 29, 1:13 pm, Harold Burton <hal.i.bur…@hotmail.com> wrote:

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    > In article <X7Kqi.12776$Od7.2…@newsread1.news.pas.earthlink.net>,
    >  The Man Behind The Curtain <no…@earthlink.net> wrote:

    > > People who troll on the internet should be SENT TO PRISON or EXECUTED!!
    > >   They shouldn’t be coddled!!  People who let other people get away with
    > > TROLLING are just CRIMINAL CODDLERS who should go to prison themselves!!
    > >   Such people are as bad as CHILD MOLESTERS!!  Worse than TED KENNEDY!!

    > People who troll on the internet are providing a valuable service and
    > should be REWARDED.  They keep the feeble minded occupied, off the
    > streets, and out of normal peoples’ hair.  Imagine how much more
    > unpleasant public places would be if the likes of robw, speeders and
    > drunk drivers, peter principle, chimpzilla, etc. weren’t busy whining
    > and ranting on usenet and were free to inflict their idiocy the rest of
    > us.

    > > Okay, I have to go lie down now…

    > That’s OK, you’ll probably feel better now that’s been explained to you.

    —————–  OKAY … WHERE’S MY REWARD ?  —————-

    Well, anyway, let’s do some serious trolling …

    When the U.S. finally gets around to eliminating "cruel and unusual
    punishment" from the Constitution, our maximum and most semi-maximmum
    security prisons will be able to perform their intended job, i.e., to
    PUNISH law breakers!

    This scenario, which I recommend should become reality soonest, will
    involve HARD LABOR, and no more TV, radio, MP3s, computers, library
    privileges, magazines or books.  No personal hygiene items, including
    soap and deodorant. Uniforms would consist solely of cotton shorts;
    no
    shirts, socks, or shoes.

    No family visits. No phone privileges.

    THEN, and only then, will prison time become a REAL crime deterrent!
    Who’d want to do ANY time under those conditions?

    First time offenders?  There’d be much less of ‘em under the "Hole
    Prison System."

    And recidivism would be reduced to maybe 2 percent. Max.

    Hard labor?  This would be the sole time prisoners are actually
    confronted by the "armed guards."  Criminals in groups of 12 would be
    marched, under iron restraints, to a field within the prison walls,
    where they would be forced to break up large rocks that are ticketed
    for use in highway construction.  Tools? The rocks themselves!  The
    Labor Period would be twice a day for 5 hours each.  Shirkers would
    be
    detailed to the human waste detail, which would involve, naturally,
    human waste!

    Let’s take a look now, shall we, at tomorrow’s CELLS under the new
    "HOLE PRISON SYSTEM." We’re looking here at greatly reduced cost and
    mainteance.

    Cells would be double reinforced cinderblock, NO WINDOWS; the single
    door would be dog-sized, one-inch thick steel, locking only from
    outside.

    Each cell, which could house up to six criminals, would be 14′ x 14′
    x
    12′ high, with a 6-inch diameter ceiling hole, lockable from without.
    Floor would be reinforced concrete, sloped slightly toward one side,
    with a 4-inch diameter drain at the lower side.

    "Meals" would be delivered twice a day, poured from a pot through the
    ceiling hole.  Prisoners would have to cup their hands to catch the
    "food," whatever it might be, same with the "beverages." Tough luck
    if
    you wanted water and didn’t get a chance at the food.  Maybe
    tomorrow.
    At the end of each 10-minute meal break, a water hose would
    pressure-spray the cell, washing all excess food and "garbage" to the
    drain.

    Unfortunately for the criminals, this drain hole would also serve as
    the cell toilet.  Every evening the hose would release a pressure
    spray
    for 3 minutes, to help the urine and excrement collect at the drain,
    which, hopefully, would usually be unclogged.

    "Beds" would consist of inexpensive sleeping bags with zippers
    removed.
     "Lights (just one bare bulb) Out" at 9 p.m.  Lights on at 5 p.m.

    And that would constititue a typical "day in the life" of ALL
    prisoners
    in our typical, near- future maximum, and most semi-maximum security
    prisons.

    Believe me, if we want to get a handle on reducing crime in the
    United
    States, sensible prisons such as decribed are the only answer. NOBODY
    would want to do ANY time in such a place. And that’s the rationale
    behind the prison of the near-future.

    Let’s give PUNISHMENT a chance!   Prison should be dreaded.
    Criminals’
    worst nightmare!

    Viva la "HOLE" PRISON SYSTEM!

    Any questions?

    ————————-

  5. admin says:

    I.M. Dopey wrote:

    > Any questions?

    Yeah.  Why’d we kill Saddam?  We could have brought him over here and
    put him in charge of your program.

    Sorry Hitler and Stalin are dead.  That must be a real blow to you.

    John

    Von Herzen, moge es wieder zu Herzen gehen.  –Beethoven

  6. admin says:

     Speeders & Drunk Drivers are MURDERERS:

    << ECP removed >>

    > The Man Behind The Curtain wrote:
    > > People who troll on the internet should be SENT TO PRISON or EXECUTED!!
    > >  They shouldn’t be coddled!!  People who let other people get away with
    > > TROLLING are just CRIMINAL CODDLERS who should go to prison themselves!!
    > >  Such people are as bad as CHILD MOLESTERS!!  Worse than TED KENNEDY!!

    > Brilliant.  Absolutely brilliant.  I agree with it all except that you
    > should have said they are worse than boy-friend murderer laura bush.

    Then I assume you will be reporting to Death Row in post and in haste
    (though I would appreciate it if you would save the taxpayers a few $$$
    by just killing yourself instead)?


    Loco Laura demonstrates how inconsistent its
    thinking is:

    "and besides there is no way to enforce slow
     driving speed limits. THINK"
    –Laura Bush murdered her boyfriend, 1/30/06

    Message ID: <1138602667.405570.55…@g43g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>

  7. admin says:

    Traditional Spaghetti Breakfast wrote:
    >  In California, we sort of live in our
    > cars – and we bump our music.  You leave the keys in the ignition to
    > keep the music going

    I despair at the thought of ppl being so dim they don’t know how to wire their ICE to
    work with the ignition off ! Probably the types that like to" bump our music " whatever
    that means.

    Graham

  8. admin says:

    On Jul 28, 10:03 am, Pull Over <ma’am.you.n…@to.pull.over.now>
    wrote:

    > http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2007/07/28/2007-07-28_inside_lilos_

    > Lohan pursued Graham’s Tahoe down the Pacific Coast Highway at 100
    > mph, pulling several U-turns – but the assistant managed to elude her,
    > the men said.

    WTF has Graham got under the hood of that Tahoe, and why is he
    "eluding" some young girl…?  Could it be, Graham is as stupid as his
    pursuer?

    Park, get out, walk away, "problem" solved.  You can’t chase a
    stationary object, at least not at 100 mph.
     —–

    - gpsman

  9. admin says:

    Traditional Spaghetti Breakfast wrote:
    > In California, we sort of live in our
    > cars

    Ah, I have a *house,* gracias.

    > – and we bump our music.  

    Oh, so you’re the kind of people who annoy the shit out of me so bad I
    have fantasies about shooting out the tinted windows of your cars with
    my assault rifle?  I often wonder why cops ticket speeders but they seem
    blind (or deaf would be a better word) to noise-polluters.
    Municipalities are trying to raise revenue, they should ticket all the
    BOOM-BOOM-BOOM-BOOM cars they come across.  They’d raise more money than
    with speeders.

    > You leave the keys in the ignition to
    > keep the music going – but you don’t just sit in the car.  One gets
    > out of it for many reasons

    Pee out that Corina into the bushes?

    > – often to interact with others.  

    …With knives, guns…

    > And
    > depending on where the others are, one might sit in the passenger’s
    > side instead

    Easier to get the pants unzipped.

      – I do it all the time at the beach – it’s more

    > comfortable to sit in the passenger side with the seat way back.

    Ahi tiene usted su casa…

    John

    Von Herzen, moge es wieder zu Herzen gehen.  –Beethoven