We’ve all done it; sat at a red light with no other cars to be seen.
All modern lights have traffic sensors and are computer controlled. It
would be a trivial programming task to sense general traffic density (x cars
/ hr) and have the light transition to flash mode (flash amber on primary
route, red on the secondary(s) during low demand) – thereby saving time,
aggravation and fuel.
What do you think? (not you Judy












In article <y_2dnVbTu6yIQFzenZ2dnUVZ_tqdn…@comcast.com>, JohnH wrote:
> We’ve all done it; sat at a red light with no other cars to be seen.
> All modern lights have traffic sensors and are computer controlled. It
> would be a trivial programming task to sense general traffic density (x cars
> / hr) and have the light transition to flash mode (flash amber on primary
> route, red on the secondary(s) during low demand) – thereby saving time,
> aggravation and fuel.
> What do you think? (not you Judy
Such traffic lights will probably continue to grow smaller in number. The
moron majority can’t deal with it.
I just saw one of those Kia commercials and I definately want to fuck
my car…..
On Sun, 08 Jan 2006 14:21:39 -0600, autolover@orgasmoline_alley.com
wrote:
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>After watching all the car commercials on tv, I have come to the
>conclusion that cars are more desired than love and friendship with
>other people. In fact according to these commercials, cars are even
>more gorgeous and desirous than having sex with the most beautiful
>member of the opposite sex. Therefore,
>I WANT TO FUCK MY CAR !!!!
>We can have orgasms together forever, just me and my beautiful sexy
>car…. Who knows, I may even marry my car. I’ll give it a set of
>rings and drive to the altar where we can unite forever, and reproduce
>and experience the most powerful orgasms in all of history.
>Well, I better go back to my car. She’s waiting for me to enter, and
>she’s quivvering to experience my firm shaft entering her deep dark
>dungeon of hot burning love.
>I LOVE MY CAR . . . . . .
>I WANT TO FUCK MY CAR….. FOREVER !!!!