> I hope you directed him to a private school…

I suggested educating his offspring in another state.

> If you’re dumb enough to buy one of those, then you probably don’t know
> how to drive.

The BMW and Audi club instructor groups of which I have been a member
for over a decade would beg to differ.  And your credentials are …?

> A Jeep can barely elude a John Deere tractor.

You’re assuming they’re driven by their average owners.  I am about as
far from that average as you can imagine.

>  They are American-made pieces of shit.

Daimler-Chrysler-made pieces of shit, to be precise.  In fact, it’s
about as reliable as anything I’ve had; and that includes everything
from Audi to Toyota.  German, Swedish, Japanese, American,
Japanese-American (NUMMI), even Jaguar.  It’s certainly in a different
universe of reliability from the *Italian* car I owned – and sold with
only 12K miles on it.  While it is far from ideal in any sense except
the color (Gotta love Inferno Red Metallic!), it was the right vehicle
at the right price at the right time for us.  That it continues to
reliably start, run, and be outstanding in the winter (at ~68Kmiles) is
the reason I will continue to drive it for as long as it is this good.

> > > You’re also overlooking that some
> > >certain individuals drive such behemoths because we don’t want to drive
> > >the BMW in snow and salt –

> > Your Beemer can’t handle snow and salt?  I guess BMWs are much bigger
> > pieces of shit than I thought they were.

> Spoken like someone who cannot afford to drive one.

His use of the term ‘Beemer’ makes your conclusion redundant.  Your
assumption that anyone can’t afford to drive a BMW is equally
inaccurate.  But that’s another thread.  What matters here is that my
BMW is old enough to vote in US elections and I therefore *choose* not
to subject it to winter salt and the morons who seem to creep out of
every drifted cranny when it snows around here.  I know that BMWs are a
ball to drive in snow, but I want to have this one around for a long
time, so Da Jeepster is my winter ‘beater’.
—
C.R. Krieger
(Been there; spun that)

> We also had some more serious conversations, including one in which he
> asked my advice on which school district he should move in to.

I hope you directed him to a private school…

>Yawn, women can’t aim.

Keep thinking that; no loss on our part.

–

"Laura Bush Murdered Her Boyfriend" brags of it’s homosexuallity:

the guys at the bath-house stopped laughing at my 3 inch weenie.
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Joshua Calvert <joshua_l_calv…@hotmail.com> demonstrates his lack of understanding of the terms "sarcasm", "irony", and "hypocrisy":
Poor rightard, forced to whine about an 40 year old event.
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>> >You have never really seen what a Grand Cherokee can do at the hands of
>> >someone who knows how to drive.

>If you’re dumb enough to buy one of those, then you probably don’t know
>how to drive.
>A Jeep can barely elude a John Deere tractor.  They are American-made
>pieces of shit.

>> > You’re also overlooking that some
>> >certain individuals drive such behemoths because we don’t want to drive
>> >the BMW in snow and salt – and we can even configure our brain cells
>> >(or jot down in the ever-present PDA) to note your license number and
>> >the car you drive.

>> Your Beemer can’t handle snow and salt?  I guess BMWs are much bigger
>> pieces of shit than I thought they were.

>Spoken like someone who cannot afford to drive one.

Too freakin’ funny. I live in upstate SC, not far from the BMW
manufacturing facility in Greer. About the time construction on the
Bubba Makes Wheels plant was completed, I took a development position
with a textile firm down the road.

After a year or two at the textile firm, the system myself and my
coworker developed reached maturity, and the firm’s business and staff
began to explode. As a result, the owner decided he needed to hire
someone to help him run the business, and he looked to a friend and
colleague of his to do this. As it turned out, his friend was native
to, and still resided in Germany.

He brought his assistant to the US and he began to work for our firm.
On numerous occasions his assistant and I spent time in the break
area, and we had rather enjoyable times poking fun at each other’s
cultures.

We also had some more serious conversations, including one in which he
asked my advice on which school district he should move in to.

Another such conversation came about when he started looking for a
vehicle to purchase. Considering his strong national ties to his home
land, the fact he had some money, and that he lived right down the
street from a BMW manufacturing facility, I suggested he pick up a
beamer. His immediate response, made more humorous because of his
thick german accent: "Cheap german crap."

What did he end up purchasing? A Grand Cherokee, and after a few
months he purchased another for his wife.

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Joshua Calvert <joshua_l_calv…@hotmail.com> demonstrates his lack of understanding of the terms "sarcasm", "irony", and "hypocrisy":
Poor rightard, forced to whine about an 40 year old event.
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If you’re dumb enough to buy one of those, then you probably don’t know
how to drive.
A Jeep can barely elude a John Deere tractor.  They are American-made
pieces of shit.

> > You’re also overlooking that some
> >certain individuals drive such behemoths because we don’t want to drive
> >the BMW in snow and salt – and we can even configure our brain cells
> >(or jot down in the ever-present PDA) to note your license number and
> >the car you drive.

> Your Beemer can’t handle snow and salt?  I guess BMWs are much bigger
> pieces of shit than I thought they were.

Spoken like someone who cannot afford to drive one.

> I have never had a single bitch in an SUV get even with me.  I always
> got ahead in traffic.  I love it.

> —Mack

Ah.  A Legend in Your Own Mind©.  Just as I thought.  Time to get back
to the wisdom of W.C. Fields.
—
C.R. Krieger
"Ignore ‘em, m’dear; they’re beneath our dignity." – W.C. Fields

>Mack North wrote:
>> Whenever I see a woman several feet up in the air in her Lincoln
>> Navigator or any other POS SUV, I make a point to cut her off without
>> using a turn signal.

>Good thing you only pick on girls.  Try that shit on me and you’ll be
>sorry.

What are you gonna do, ram me?  Of course not.  Your little bald head
will become red with road rage and you will tailgate my ass for a few
seconds before I leave you in the dust.

>> I also do my part to be a big asshole with these SUV-driving psychos
>> who deserve to rot in hell.

>You *do* know that a Smartass© outranks a mere asshole (even a "big"
>one) like you, don’t you?

>>   Or the best is when
>> they get all huffy and try to tailgate me.  I can lose them so quickly
>> in turns it’s not even funny.

>You have never really seen what a Grand Cherokee can do at the hands of
>someone who knows how to drive.  

BWAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH.

> You’re also overlooking that some
>certain individuals drive such behemoths because we don’t want to drive
>the BMW in snow and salt – and we can even configure our brain cells
>(or jot down in the ever-present PDA) to note your license number and
>the car you drive.  

Your Beemer can’t handle snow and salt?  I guess BMWs are much bigger
pieces of shit than I thought they were.

> Not that we’d necessarily report you to
>authorities.  Oh no.  We just might want to carry a grudge or get even.
> You know how payback can be a BITCH.

I have never had a single bitch in an SUV get even with me.  I always
got ahead in traffic.  I love it.

—Mack

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On Sat, 19 Nov 2005 10:30:42 -0600, "Dan J.S." <m…@hyperx.com> wrote:

>"Mack North" <r…@yomama.edu> wrote in message
>news:7kkpn15ht1n1pgjqifn0e6rc4ftvr2cirl@4ax.com…
>> Whenever I see a woman several feet up in the air in her Lincoln
>> Navigator or any other POS SUV, I make a point to cut her off without
>> using a turn signal.

>> Sometimes I get a reaction out of the dumb bitch, but most of the time
>> she’s too oblivious to anything going on in the world around her.

>> I also do my part to be a big asshole with these SUV-driving psychos
>> who deserve to rot in hell.  For instance, I’ll never let one merge in
>> front of me.  Even if the whore waves to me, gesturing to see if it’s
>> OK to let her pass, I just smile and pull up.  Or the best is when
>> they get all huffy and try to tailgate me.  I can lose them so quickly
>> in turns it’s not even funny.  If the stupid biatch actually tried to
>> keep up with me in the turns, she’d flip her POS SUV over, haha.

>> I love it.

>> —Mack

>this is exactly why my wife carries a snub nose .38 in her mini van. Try it
>on her and see what happens.

Yawn, women can’t aim.

—Mack

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> Whenever I see a woman several feet up in the air in her Lincoln
> Navigator or any other POS SUV, I make a point to cut her off without
> using a turn signal.

> Sometimes I get a reaction out of the dumb bitch, but most of the time
> she’s too oblivious to anything going on in the world around her.

> I also do my part to be a big asshole with these SUV-driving psychos
> who deserve to rot in hell.  For instance, I’ll never let one merge in
> front of me.  Even if the whore waves to me, gesturing to see if it’s
> OK to let her pass, I just smile and pull up.  Or the best is when
> they get all huffy and try to tailgate me.  I can lose them so quickly
> in turns it’s not even funny.  If the stupid biatch actually tried to
> keep up with me in the turns, she’d flip her POS SUV over, haha.

> I love it.

> —Mack

this is exactly why my wife carries a snub nose .38 in her mini van. Try it
on her and see what happens.